Hack'n'a'Half: Gaga-No-Go. Now Get On: Incomplete History of Stronger, Better, More Fascinating Pop-Women:

Dorothy Bond, 'Les Oiseaux La Charmille (English)' : 1951

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9oK24SFzHw

Yma Sumac, 'Taita Inti' : 1958

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ker24VSMImo

Big Maybelle, 'Rock House' : 1958

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho5tSulnzXo&feature=PlayList&p=1898CA951D20F80C&playnext=1&index=22

Ketty Lester, 'Love Letters' : 1961

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvqYeYcWnGg

Eartha Kitt, 'I Want to be Evil' : 1962

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5VaBgXzuM

Grace Jones, 'Do Or Die' : 1978

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeCPTZMdV_U

Nina Hagen, 'Zarah' : 1983

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r5MBBRRn1Y

Madonna, 'Like a Virgin' : 1984

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKpoPyrv_c

Get your knuck out of my Sister!

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-Rev. M.

You Should Allow a Friend

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